Kousuke H

Cats

They said they would revoke my monsterfucker card if I didn't write this

I relate to Venom because I too am gay, hungry and fueled by rage

Thief : Give me your money if you want to live

Me : Bold of you to assume I want to live

Get your bad vibes out of my cornflakes

They both have handles - now, leave me

Hit the pinata with a broom and consume the rat candy

I release you upon the world, my furry nugget army




*it's legit just a pack of Pomeranian pups*

If your parents got divorced when you were young
*clap clap*
Go and seen a counselor where your from
*clap clap*
You'll only see your father on the weekends and the summer but everyone's here to have some fun
*clap clap*

The 'ol penis in the popcorn surprise

I'm not exiled, I'm in purgatory - I'll be fine