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Yeah of all the fruit to deliver such agony in a person, a pineapple makes the most sense. That or papaya (the true garbage fruit).
Why do you call it a garbage fruit
Personal dislike and slight revenge against those who trash cantaloupe with the exact same phrase.
Loooool alrighty then
Cantaloupe isn't trash. It's dirt.
What even is a cantaloupe (Jk lmao)
It's someone who can't run off with their lover to get married.
It’s so funny when Viscount Ida calls the Ml and “impudent brat” when he’s a mere viscount/lord or whatever—which is damn near at the very bottom of the traditional European noble hierarchy. I know OI authors rarely portray these roles accurately, often picking whatever sounds cool, but it’s so funny when you have an idea of what they are.