ah fuck. my neighbors caught me dancing to wii music in the backyard while barbecuing.
never again.
Hahahaha just don't dance in public. I always ensure there's wall around me so people can no see me dancing to kpop smh
They were just jealous you were having so much fun. And they should be embarrassed for sharing into your backyard.
so my ass was searching for what brand made this disgusting shit canned mango (somehow ended up finding this website at some point ) that my friend ate and this is what it said "fresh-frozen canned mangos"
now how the fuck ...
Fresh frozen Can mangos. Must translate into some secret message. FFCM, this can mean only one thing "Feces Fuck Canned Mangos."
That is hilarious though. The canned mango juice I buy says the same thing.
gotta love that unnecessary sodium
for real. and there are people that actually believe that dog shit to be true, like damn.
same.
Oh yeah, I had a classmate who thought that. I just told them to search the definition of Fresh. XD
They were frozen when they were fresh and then canned?
ayyyyy im lookin for this yaoi, if anyone knows the fucker pretty pls, with lube on top, TELL ME DAMMET (ive been searching fo days)
here's how it goes: ...
so the uke works at a bathhouse or sauna, fuck, I dunno, whichever is the one u wipe your ass and get a massage. anyways, seme meets uke at the work like any other fuckin yaoi, and they start gettin it on and shit. and OF COURSE, what would be a yaoi without the "wanky danky" time right? so while they were "shooting the hoop", seme decides the uke is too fuckin tight on his fingers for ukes first time even with saliva (dumbass) so he ... he uses the soap dispenser? ... it's like a mini round container, basically a 'dildo' in yaoi logical terms and the soap dispenser/bottle/containerFUCk is open (inside the uke mind you) ...now I'm no fucking expert but ...im pretty sure if u got soap up inside the "end of the business line" it would burn like liquid shit, but hey, what do I know? anyways, that's basically all i remember cause the comments at the end was just talking about the nitty gritty scene and how fucking weird it but good it was and I remember uke looked very gentle and kind and currently I'm in need of dem gentle, innocent ukes.
pls help and i will donate a small loan of a million dollars
PayPal.
First of all this was a ride from start to finish
Second- never thought I'd see a gordon ramsey reference here with my very own eyes
third-- .... I Don't know. But now you have my attention. And I am following.
I feel ashamed of saying this but-
Following-
Maybe this one?
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/following_namsoo_to_the_bathhouse/
following
The only yaoi with a bathhouse I can think of is called "following Namsoo to the bathhouse" It might not be what you are looking for but it is really good!!
*cough* following...