I’m sorry but every time I see the word “alphega” I just BUST out laughing lmao
the magnifying glass and the toenail cutting have me DEAD
nope, nah, I hate him and knowing that there’s a 99% chance they’ll get together in the end means I’m dropping it here.
I’m sorry but the “horny holy water” bit is taking me ouuuuuuuttttt lmao
It's like the worst excuse ever but I just close my eyes xd