thought he set it up at first to get a date with the dude, turns out he is a blob of tears that is really good at wearing a suit. And how this guy clings to him, well, bro should just give up and say "okay we can date, just don't come crying at my work unless you are going to buy something. We have phones for a reason."
bro causally dies, then wakes up as a spirit cat or something and is like "oh that was a long nap, better find my hubby." and runs off like it is nothing. That could only be done by a cat.
thought he set it up at first to get a date with the dude, turns out he is a blob of tears that is really good at wearing a suit. And how this guy clings to him, well, bro should just give up and say "okay we can date, just don't come crying at my work unless you are going to buy something. We have phones for a reason."