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Patito August 30, 2026 4:35 pm

Jaemin has me fried asf i love ts, Sarang bro, Jinwon is NOT gonna be ur pal after seeing ur secret bro

Patito August 30, 2026 4:27 pm

Js leave him alone bruh

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Patito August 28, 2026 5:38 am

My GF actually told me she read this one piece (reference) where the guy and the girl were smashing and they're like something special idk, and that they actually end up switching souls or minds? So the girl is in the guys body and the guy is in the girl's body and they're still smashing trying to get back to normal. Hopefully one of you all know abt this because this is an unskippable summary and she forgot the sauce

    xNitec0rex August 28, 2026 5:43 am

    is the girl blonde and a ghost and the guy looks like an engineering student during finals

    Patito August 28, 2026 5:56 am
    is the girl blonde and a ghost and the guy looks like an engineering student during finals xNitec0rex

    that might be it bro, idk if she was a ghost or if they were some like idek

    Grass August 28, 2026 6:41 am

    Yeah thats called Man with Ghosts. No plot really kinda just sMut, girl is a Ghost but only so they can smash in public without it also being PUBLIC

    Zahra August 28, 2026 7:58 am

    gf knows ball. that's Man With Ghosts or Bootiful Nightmare. peak smut

Patito August 8, 2026 4:56 am

"What? ur not asking for goon material this time?!"
Relax ladies relax, i'm not a skinwalker, it's okay..the next one will be goon material.

-I've read and experimented on many BL Yaoi Smut whatever works during my chud life, and there's a specific...fetish? Genre? I can never do, and that's beast fucking, it's....weird, I find it weird and I can't see why people are into it. I also don't like that tentacle shit, it makes me so uncomfortable, I remember reading whats it called...Bane of my Existence and I was like "wow ts is so funny and hot" and then I see a tentacle scene and I instantly dropped it. IM SORRY GUYS I CANT DO IT- then it turned into some weird ass shit oh my goo i'm dying remembering. I was wondering, to those who like these things, if you could enlighten me with what it is! And if you're like me, the ultimate GOAT, hit that like button and leave a comment abt how great I am. Thanks!!!

    prof degenerate August 8, 2026 5:45 am

    its like a gangbang without the ugly men best enjoyed with ur most favorite character ofc. Honestly i find it less humiliating when its some random ass tentacles and not human beings lmfao

    Patito August 8, 2026 5:58 am
    its like a gangbang without the ugly men best enjoyed with ur most favorite character ofc. Honestly i find it less humiliating when its some random ass tentacles and not human beings lmfao prof degenerate

    Are you my first prize winner for answering? Yes.

    "A gangbang without the ugly men" is something I never thought I'd read, but hey, looks like we're all being vulnerable here so i'll admit I like grown men crying and whining and whimpering mercilessly. So, according to you, you like it because your favorite character is getting absolutely mauled by an alien tentacle monster? You live up to your name Professor, thanks for teaching me.. hope we can get more thoughts on this so u dont feel alone either -signed, Patito-Goat

    zuzupop August 8, 2026 6:26 am

    I love how unapologetically freaky u are dude. Imaoo

    Patito August 9, 2026 3:20 am
    I love how unapologetically freaky u are dude. Imaoo zuzupop

    R u talking to me or the other guy? If it’s me, don’t worry guys, there’s no use hiding bro, like i think we’ve ALL seen freaky stuff on this website

    zuzupop August 9, 2026 4:23 am

    Lol yea I was talking to u patito! I'm just shy about that stuff so I wish I was more comfortable talking about it. My partner complains that I'm too innocent even though we both read spicy stuff

    prof degenerate August 9, 2026 9:01 pm
    Lol yea I was talking to u patito! I'm just shy about that stuff so I wish I was more comfortable talking about it. My partner complains that I'm too innocent even though we both read spicy stuff zuzupop

    channel ur inner degenerate and let it all out. If we simplify human biology we are ltr here to only have sex.. Its ok to be shameless and enjoy the things you love. We have one life!!

    Patito August 10, 2026 11:01 pm
    Lol yea I was talking to u patito! I'm just shy about that stuff so I wish I was more comfortable talking about it. My partner complains that I'm too innocent even though we both read spicy stuff zuzupop

    Boy that’s completely fine that ur shy, ur partner needs to lock tf in bro

    Patito August 10, 2026 11:02 pm
    channel ur inner degenerate and let it all out. If we simplify human biology we are ltr here to only have sex.. Its ok to be shameless and enjoy the things you love. We have one life!! prof degenerate

    Ofc u would recommend this bro we all know the truth abt u bruh ur not the CEO of Sex

    Patito August 10, 2026 11:03 pm
    its like a gangbang without the ugly men best enjoyed with ur most favorite character ofc. Honestly i find it less humiliating when its some random ass tentacles and not human beings lmfao prof degenerate

    Also tell me why on my fyp i see a tentacle yaoi bro this is all ur fault

    prof degenerate August 10, 2026 11:14 pm
    Also tell me why on my fyp i see a tentacle yaoi bro this is all ur fault Patito

    yo wth its not my fault peak is on ur doorstep

    Patito August 10, 2026 11:39 pm
    yo wth its not my fault peak is on ur doorstep prof degenerate

    Fuck no bro get that explicit content OFF my property before i shoot it in the fucking face, okay? Ur kinks are filling my screen bro its all over my screen ur infiltrating my system and filling it to the brim with ur preferred contents

    zuzupop August 11, 2026 1:45 am

    Guys guys lets all simmer down and be friends! And thanks patito for validating my feelings, my friends suggested to talk to him if he pressures me again, and to break up if he does. For now everythings ok so lets just have fun!

    Patito August 12, 2026 12:34 am
    Guys guys lets all simmer down and be friends! And thanks patito for validating my feelings, my friends suggested to talk to him if he pressures me again, and to break up if he does. For now everythings ok so l... zuzupop

    Thanks for being the pacifist bro, you ALL should know im a day 1 crashout fr i would DIE for this. No prob Zuzupop, you should def talk things over, the last thing you want is to rush into things especially something as intimate as sex or preferences, besides, if it’s a HE then i’m sorry bro we got twinkier guys to kiss Yes bro, i will follow your path of peace for 2 days, goon luck!!

    -Patinho-Chan

    zuzupop August 12, 2026 3:15 am
    Thanks for being the pacifist bro, you ALL should know im a day 1 crashout fr i would DIE for this. No prob Zuzupop, you should def talk things over, the last thing you want is to rush into things especially so... Patito

    That’s why ur the goat patito

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Yo whats up guys, it's me Patito-Chan, tryna find new yaoi material yet again for this world of claviculars. I'm having a party at my house girls only and if you're a guy imma shoot you in the fucking face -Signed Patinho-Baka

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