Here we go, I'm back online And oh fuck, what do I find? Here he comes, he's logging in Why'd I add him as a friend? He sends Hello!, I send whatever 'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute But all he wants is a photoshoot! Hey babygirl, I like your pics And guess what? So does my dick Oh, please, boy don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your pieces sag You fuck my friends and your fathers friends You're 5 inches with an upward bend Chad, stop, don't be rude I'm not gonna send you any nudes
(Oh my God, how did he get my number?) (Did you give it to him?) (Wh-why would I do that?) (Okay yeah I did) (Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!) (URGH!)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Oh my God!) I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (You're fucking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (What the fuck is your problem?) I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Fuck you, Chad)
I'd block his number, but I don't know how What can I do? He's calling now! It's so annoying and fucking sick I don't wanna see your turkey dick! Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally fucking harassing me! I think I know what we should do I know I'm game, but I don't know about you Are you saying what I think you are? You don't think that's a bit too far?
You'll grab the mask and I'll grab the knife And Chad, baby, this ends tonight Okay, bitch, let's do it Douse this boy in lighter fluid But wait before we start the chase, I wanna check my MySpace
One tragedy tag aint enough