hi, my name is Alex, I'm infertile and banned from most public spaces and the country of Kazakhstan. As for the rest of the world's countries, the police do not have enough evidence to connect the charges. I also like to ski and play mahjong and csgo, and sometimes call of duty when I'm feeling MATRIMONIAL. Here are some of the fandoms I am/was in Homestuck danganronpa tmnt undertale batim deltarune fnaf harry potter/marauders life is strange hxh countryhumans Hetalia creepypasta hazbin/helluva Vocaloid sally face genshin doom sonic ddlc yandere simulator south park death note Tokyo Ghoul mortal kombat breaking bad better call saul my little pony Equestria girls Omori call of duty resident evil killing stalking (don't kill me) tf2 soul eater silent hill Beetlejuice all Laika films neon genesis evangelion invader zim Ghost Eyes (webtoon) ghost and pals miraculous ladybug devil may cry (all games) teen titans star vs the forces of evil jojos overwatch devilman crybaby ace attorney twilight watamote Alice in borderland dark souls youjo senki Mandela catalogue walten files marble hornets your turn to die monster high ranfren history nerds Hannibal okegom (obviously) blue eye samurai MHA (sadly)
my favorite bands/musicians are my Chemical Romance, Rammstein, rob zombie, Darkthrone, photophobia, xasthur, Chelsea grin, l lady gaga, Britney spears, rotting christ, slayer, Avril Lavigne, stallaghh get scared Depeche mode
my favorite song is Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode
my favorite color is teal
my favorite subject is history
my favorite author is Franz Kafka
my favorite manga is Tokyo Ghoul
my favorite fictional character is Juuzou Suzuya
my favorite animals are wolves (monster by Skillet starts playing)
ideologically I will only say that I am antinazi, antifascist, anticapitalist
my personality type is entj 6w5
My Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw
as a bread, I am a Hawaiian roll
pineapple does NOT belong on pizza
my favorite monster flavor is the original
I play the piano
I lift weights
my clothing style is either old dad clothes, a hoodie, and a cargo, and rarely something completely random like a suit or a straitjacket
I am 175 cm short
I weigh 71 kg (I'm not fat it's mostly muscle)
I speak English, Mandarin, German, Greek, and Serbian, and am learning French and Latin
I can't draw
I wear glasses
my eardrums have been deep-fried by loud ass music from 2003 loud ass earbuds
my favorite movie is Coraline
cereal comes BEFORE milk
my favorite food is stains on the floor
my hair is black and I've got a wolf cut because AWOOOOOOOO KITTEN IM THE ALPHA
my highest kin is a Randal Ivory and lean beef patty hybrid
I am pretty sure I like all genders including attack helicopters
the thing I hate the most in the world is Sofia the 1st because she's the biggest piece of shit disgrace pick me in this galaxy
my favorite city I've traveled to is Prague
I am typing this with my toe
I love my kitty cat Nahida she's so cutie patootie
I am an editor from Uncyclopedia go check it out
I am a fanfic writing maniac on ao3
top of my class in school though I barely study (still suck at maths and physics)
as you can tell I grew up with unrestricted internet access
it's 1:17 AM as I'm writing this and I've got an exam to write in a few hours
looking to get into law school (to make wearing deodorant mandatory by law hopefully)
proud to say I have NEVER joined Discord unironically (for reasons that aren't doxxing p3dos)
yeah, that's pretty much all I can think of for now, I congratulate you if you actually read all that, bravo.
