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I'm reading this out of order bc the plot is so unserious but a few things I've noticed:





• mc's breastmilk looks like Japa mayonnaise
• the morning sickness vom looks like funfetti
• where is he getting all the grenades???
• their child giving cgi baby from twilight
• ch 31 ML's revelation of "does he not like me anymore?" I screamed and shit and pissed myself
• wtaf is up w that baby tho fuck outta here with that Joe biden hairline
• "she looks just like you!" was shade

Theo's shrewdness and tenacity are the driving force moving the plot forward

Completely forgot that he was stalked and threatened into doing acting work side plot

he eat ass the same way I devour a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme

KUENG IS SO FUCKING CUTE

I'm rereading this and I realised Mark Piller is most likely supposed to be Markiplier. Foreigner, half korean, ruggedly handsome, eyes

ur pragerant

2nd ML: I miss him
MC: *getting his back blown out*

character development is being comfortable with giving your partner that down and dirty sloppy toppy

my cat would have just let the poison kill me and then make biscuits on my corpse