I like when the clumps stick to my throat mucus
Ermmm Excalibur why r u bringing back my posts…..
Ever since my gf gave me a swirly while eating me out, i can’t help but go in after she’s done her business and taste her yummy juices from the toilet seat… it’s so warm.. and tangy..
I was forced to type bullshit into an illegal website and then word vomit on the question page
They took my stomach and uterus I wonder if they’ll give me back my gintoki plushie
What should I do I’m literally shaking I’m about to drop dead
The speedbump was astronomical and I literally flew in the air, sorry to the lovely elderly couple it sprayed on
By the time it arrived it was dry and flaky but I heat it up on the stove and spread it on bread it was really good, reminded me of a tuna sandwich Washed it down with a glass of milk
10/10 would do it again
anyone else watched moonshadow with emibonnie? i lowkey jst started flicking the bean halfway through like two emis???? someone multiply that by 5 in my bed RN.
I creamed in the courtroom and got dragged out for indecency
I saw the artsyle and immediately went back, I’m not ready for more heartbreak all this author does is torture us

