leehajin

Me to Shuraka and Tei:

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, skin on skin, in the living room, in the bedroom, in the fridge, in the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, in the bathroom, on the couch, in the car and on the street.

hi daddy, I'm not a waiter but may I take your tip? *cough*cough*cough

WHO SAID THAT?!!