these crab cakes are good as a mug, i fucks with these crab cakes. im tearing these bad boys up.
first of all, they both are ugly asf. bottom is way too small, looks like a child with a 40yr olds haircut, the top looks like he would have skid marks in his boxers and like he smells like must, fishy sex and cigarettes.
if someone told me that my “cunt stinks strong” mid fucking im putting on my clothes and leaving.