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Getting blue balled when I don't even have balls

whoaaa big man, big tiddy man ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

WHA— WHO SAID THAT

HUH WDYM THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE YOU

HOLY MOTHER OF SURROGACY IS BACCKKK??!!!!

"Oraaa get pregnant"
"Iyaannn"(≧∀≦)
"You're pregnant"
"And that's how I was born"

istg the baby is gonna be einstein smart when it comes out coz it already absorbed all of lee hyun's remaining braincells

Lmaooo not them tryna get each other pregnant
BUT LIKE WHAT IF! What if you both just get pregnant coz the more babies the merrier (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

teamwork makes the dream work indeed!

This will be me if I get kidnapped and I had the survival instincts of a sunfish

holy bajeesus in the high heavens WHAT'RE THOSE THIGHS MADE OF BROTHA coz it looks like he been cycling since he was in his mother's womb