i went to ao3 and back here went to ao3 and back here again omg i have nothing to read, should i genuinely just study , but like theres no yaoi in studying so no, but im so bored though what do i even do now , i browse my ships on ao3 and all but there is genuinely nothing interesting there ugh people barely upload fanfics of my ship
what do u like? im also doing the same rn. im reading phaidei smut rn on ao3 lol ("your majesty" by "loving_healer"). before that i reread "naked sword and the tree peony of black" aka my #1 fav yaoi ever!! a danmei novel i recommend : the approach
and i was reading "married thrice to salted fish" but havent completed yet. i personally think the premise is nice :)
the uke is blonde and a hoe who would sleep around girls and like he hurt this girl's feelings so the girl's brother lowkey raped and beat the hell out of him but like uke highkey enjoyed it cause hes a masochist, im pretty sure they had sex on a public restroom or something, yeah thats all also help me find this other fantasy manhwa , its this blonde guy with a dick large as hell and yeah we got uke whos black haired
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/no_return_after_use/
Pretty sure the first one is this.
The second one, I have no idea, babes.
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/no_return_after_use/
for first one here but for second one ur description is too vague we have so many blonds with dicks the sizes of stanley bottle
read it in mrm its a harem manga about this shy/loser top who would like have a crush on these girls but he'll just ends up sleeping with their brothers instead, every chapter has different ukes but same seme
so i ask an ai and it gave me this (i copy and paste ur comment)
The manhwa you’re looking for is almost certainly:
“The Straight Guy’s Guide to Sleeping With Men”
(also known on some sites as “How to Be Straight” or “Straight Man’s Survival Guide”)
Why this matches your memory:
It’s a Korean BL manhwa.
The main character is a shy, awkward “straight” guy who keeps trying to impress girls.
Every chapter is episodic — new characters, new situations.
The running gag is that he tries to get close to girls, but somehow ends up involved with their brothers, cousins, or male friends instead.
Same seme, different “uke” each chapter.
Very comedy‑focused, not serious.
Extremely popular on MRM, often shared under parody/harem tags.
People often describe it exactly the way you did:
“He wants the girls, but ends up with the guys.”
If this isn’t the one, the next closest MRM titles are:
• “The Guy Who Wanted a Girlfriend”
Comedy BL where the protagonist keeps getting derailed by men instead of women.
• “The Straight Man’s Misfortune Series”
Another anthology-style BL parody with a recurring unlucky main character.

wtf does bangag mean and why do people call bbm that
Maybe for them he looks like “high on drugs” or “not on his right mind” (lutang ganon)
Idk ether so I searched it on google for you
AI Overview
Bangag is a Filipino slang word that means intoxicated, high, or stoned from drugs or alcohol. People call Philippine President Ferdinand "BBM" Marcos Jr. that because former President Rodrigo Duterte publicly accused him of illegal drug use during political rallies.
Meaning of the SlangBangag: A colloquial Tagalog term describing someone whose mind is clouded, spacey, or out of it due to substances.
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