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helicopter schlong July 21, 2026 8:26 pm

first few chapters were a bit funny but the whole 6 year old thing really said a lot about what the author was thinking (smoking). it was very weird and lowk a pedo thing and apart from that, this isn’t dark comedy. this is genuinely just VERY VERY dubcon and noncon with exaggerated expressions to make it better. istg if some pedo or weirdo starts attacking me with the argument of it being just fiction, i will genuinely start attacking and arguing for the sake of it.

    Lin July 22, 2026 5:36 am

    It
    Is
    Just
    Fiction
    And
    Nobody
    Involved
    Was
    A
    Child
    Or
    Believed
    To
    Be
    A
    Child.

    There are works doing pedo shit but this isn't one of them. It's unashamedly dub-con, though. So... are we gonna fight? ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

    Ayiii July 22, 2026 9:38 am
    ItIs JustFictionAndNobody Involved WasA ChildOrBelieved ToBeA Child. There are works doing pedo shit but this isn't one of them. It's unashamedly dub-con, though. So... are we gonna fight? ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)... Lin

    Buddy this comment wasn’t for you. We already know your okay with pedophilia and anyways you already cant intellectually actually think beyond “its just fiction” buddy this aint for you, but good ragebait though!
    And its also unashamedly rape so yeah that too, seek some help

    Lin July 22, 2026 1:47 pm
    Buddy this comment wasn’t for you. We already know your okay with pedophilia and anyways you already cant intellectually actually think beyond “its just fiction” buddy this aint for you, but good ragebait... Ayiii

    Why are you replying to me?
    Who are you?

    helicopter schlong July 22, 2026 5:36 pm
    ItIs JustFictionAndNobody Involved WasA ChildOrBelieved ToBeA Child. There are works doing pedo shit but this isn't one of them. It's unashamedly dub-con, though. So... are we gonna fight? ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)... Lin

    not gonna fight I’m just gonna shamelessly call you netanyahu pocket puh

    SmutGODDESS July 22, 2026 5:54 pm
    Why are you replying to me? Who are you? Lin

    LMAOOOOOOOOO

    cupcake July 22, 2026 9:10 pm

    they're not real people they dont have real feelings trust me u will be okay omg

    helicopter schlong July 23, 2026 5:15 pm
    they're not real people they dont have real feelings trust me u will be okay omg cupcake

    okay??? that wasn’t the argument I was making??

    Lin July 24, 2026 3:07 am
    not gonna fight I’m just gonna shamelessly call you netanyahu pocket puh helicopter schlong

    "netanyahu pocket puh"
    I need you to translate this to standard English so I can pretend to be offended.

    And for whatever the heck it means (Im assuming it's very bad to you based on context), you are calling me and the others (who are reading the same unambiguous smut story you also read that features confinement, kidnapping, and rape) this because the author made the MC put on the most unbelievable act of pretence of him losing his memories and regressing to a six year old.

    helicopter schlong July 24, 2026 7:47 pm
    "netanyahu pocket puh"I need you to translate this to standard English so I can pretend to be offended. And for whatever the heck it means (Im assuming it's very bad to you based on context), you are calling me... Lin

    I dropped the story, but it’s still really gross what the ML was trying to do when he pretended to regress, isn’t it? that’s one of many reasons I dropped the story, but defending that part is weird.

    Ayiii July 24, 2026 8:49 pm
    Why are you replying to me? Who are you? Lin

    Yeah I dont wanna reply to a pedophile liker either but oh well

    Ayiii July 24, 2026 8:51 pm
    they're not real people they dont have real feelings trust me u will be okay omg cupcake

    Its okay you can just tell you are illiterate

    Ayiii July 24, 2026 8:53 pm
    Why are you replying to me? Who are you? Lin

    That one ragebaiter who is illiterate

    cupcake July 24, 2026 8:54 pm
    Its okay you can just tell you are illiterate Ayiii

    this sentence makes no sense grammatically so who's rlly the illiterate one

    Ayiii July 24, 2026 9:31 pm
    this sentence makes no sense grammatically so who's rlly the illiterate one cupcake

    Idgaf lmaoooo imagine bringing up grammar I’m not even gonna argue if you bring up this you just have nothing to say LMAOOO

    cupcake July 24, 2026 10:48 pm
    Idgaf lmaoooo imagine bringing up grammar I’m not even gonna argue if you bring up this you just have nothing to say LMAOOO Ayiii

    ??? U literally called me illiterate. im not even gonna bother i dont argue w retards

    ayimbro July 24, 2026 11:15 pm
    ??? U literally called me illiterate. im not even gonna bother i dont argue w retards cupcake

    I’m only replying to this because there is absolutely no need for you to get this aggressive by calling me a retard ????? lol dude calm down I’m autistic / neurodivergent
    Even your sentences now and before (grammatically) also didn’t make sense, but I don’t point it out because that’s online typing styles, not the point and isn’t relevant to what kind of literacy I was referring about. It’s about the ability to critically think and analyze a piece of media.
    If you are that pressed you point out to grammatical errors, like I said, you don’t have an argument against it and don’t have good comebacks. It’s 2026
    Like I said, you are just mad bro!! cope or something lollll

    ( I have no ill will against you btw just chill)

    cupcake July 24, 2026 11:33 pm
    I’m only replying to this because there is absolutely no need for you to get this aggressive by calling me a retard ????? lol dude calm down I’m autistic / neurodivergentEven your sentences now and before ... ayimbro

    not reading all that congrats or sorry that happened

    Lin July 25, 2026 6:57 pm
    I dropped the story, but it’s still really gross what the ML was trying to do when he pretended to regress, isn’t it? that’s one of many reasons I dropped the story, but defending that part is weird. helicopter schlong

    There's nothing wrong with finding it gross, not even calling the rest of us here weirdos or perverts (the story is weird and perverted, after all). I dropped Monday's Savior for the line "just like a kid" while the ML was doing it with the adult MC. There's nothing wrong with having lines with certain themes in fiction.

    What I take issue with is bringing real-world terms that describe real world acts by real-world monsters into fiction to describe characters, readers, or writers, especially when they aren't doing those things. When you do shit like that you slowly erase the weight behind those words and contribute to an environment that will not pay attention when needed.

    Don't do that.
    That's it.

    helicopter schlong July 25, 2026 6:59 pm
    There's nothing wrong with finding it gross, not even calling the rest of us here weirdos or perverts (the story is weird and perverted, after all). I dropped Monday's Savior for the line "just like a kid" whil... Lin

    my bad, I’ll put more thought behind my words next time, thanks for helping me realize.

helicopter schlong July 13, 2026 5:01 pm

the summary is boiling me vro

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