Yes. I am extraterrestrial. Please don't make it a thing.
I've been here for 7 of your years. My supervisor already filed a complaint about me "engaging with the locals," so technically this is a second offense.
My assignment was to observe "aliens" (that's what we call you too) but I'm gonna be honest, the experiment is going sideways. You're al......
When I was a child, I used to pray I wouldn’t get lucid nightmares…
Guess what… my prayer was heard, just not the way I meant.
There are no dreams left.
