Jaegang has been spotted bartering with an Inuit family for fish, clothes and whale blubber to make up for her thin skin.
This just in: she’s in Toronto enjoying Tim Horton’s. I didn’t expect you to abandon Waffle House like this. Very shameful :(
Most recently: Jaegang has been spotted guest rapping for Drake?? PLEASE GET AWAY FROM HIM Y...... 7 reply
Let’s bet on who will be “exposed” next:
My bet is on Peepaw after their recent artistic endeavor. Very nice performance!
Others:
Beom’s Milkers
QwQ (I’m rooting for you no matter what Jaegang says)
LeBron’s Pookie
Pigglypoof
Gojo’s Cocksleeve
Vivianne 3 reply
Breaking news: Jaegang recently sighted at the North Pole fighting a walrus for a piece of fish.
Jaegang my daughter please come back home before you get eaten by a polar bear. I have all 30 types of your meds, I promise you’ll feel better when you take them. It doesn't have to be this way :( 3 reply
Hi this is Jaegang protector's mother. He has mental health issues, but he escaped the psych ward and now he's on the run from the police (without his meds!!) :(
Please try not to take his rude behavior to heart. :(
Jaegang, honey, it's almost time for your school's finals. Your algebra teacher has been telling me your grades have been dropping...... 5 reply
