Like omg i love this the emperor is adorable and is named Oso(?) And in all those romantic webtoons the female lead has normally light coloured hair (like his!!) So i cant help it thinking that hes cute
Anyway i totally get the secretary dude and his concerns but in the face of love everyone is a fool
...and given the fact that he knew that the emperor is already a regular fool how could he fuck up this badly ?lol
Fun fact : Oso is now my baby aint nobody stopping me its to late i already babied Oso from 'i dont want this kind of hero' i need another baby Oso for my collection
My sweet little baby boi Izuhara is so fragile and adorable he just fucking dies on a red wine stain lmao (lmao if i was that girl id never let him life that doen id mention that at their wedding lol)
anyway if anyone touches hin they are dead just like that shitty police man lol
Like i already know that someone is going to show up and cause some drama and dump misunderstanding to break them up and let me tell you i hate i dont knoe you but i despise you with all my heart but at the same seeing Izuhara crying is baby and important sooooooo
...
I have mixed feelings
Bye bye truck-kun! hi highly accidental death that might actually happen shown in a very realistic way! Combined with the fear of barely/not being able to say good by to you lived ones in the face of near death
(Lmao honestly its not like as if i read reincarnation genre stories for realism, but its a welcomed change of pace)
Here's the link to the fandompost articel , promo viedo and co.
https://www.fandompost.com/2019/10/21/my-next-life-as-a-villainess-anime-sets-2020-plans-2/
Some genius is like:"how about we use frozen egg cells infertilise them with a the core cells of other egg cells ! I mean the born child will 100% be always female but its possible and we already have artificial wombs that can carry a mammal we know this because we have used them while cloning sheep and monkeys!!!"
Other genius but with ass fetish:" i have a better idea"
Btw anyone else questioning now if science can actually do this but professor pro ass hasn't gotten any funding yet?
1. Pregman isnt even a real word for me anymore or has ever been at any given moment in my live i just pray that they dont say it so often cause it makes me laugh so hard
2. Another possessive abuses dude because of "love"
god know that im sick of this trope being used everywhere why not let two people have a mutal understanding live withou abuse? Thats hot as hell too
3. WHERE ARE THE ADULTS IN THIS??? SERIOUSLY THERE ARE AT LEAST A FEW OMEGAVERSE MANGA THAT I CAN NAME RIGHF OF MY MIND WHERE THE PARENTS A THE EMBODIMENT OF HELICOPTER-PARENTS AND WOULD HAVE ALREADY TAKEN THE KID OUT OF SCHOOL FOR ever or AT LEAST A COUPLE OF DAYS A MONTH no one would have notice just say you are anemic or whatever
4. Please stop saying period while referring to hus rut/heat because i instantly think "shit man cramps hurt where a pad blood his hard to get out of clothing"
5. Does he even get a period ?? Clinical ass blood??
(Sorry)
6. Me literally right before wristband lover boi showed up "where is the love rival/other rapey dude at thats gone cause a relationship wrecking misunderstand?"
(if one could call that a relationship at all)
Dude showes up me "oh there he is"
Like the story pacing is just shit god awful way to fast
No one has any real motivations except for train me master, you cant be serious!! , and where the food at
When someone shows up for the first time they are introduced with a secen page essay and word i dont get and put on a pedestal
Like a gameshow host just revealed them to the audience
I literally dont know any of their names
Where the fuck are their like seriously
I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THE FUCK THEIR ARE
THE PISS MAP WITH THREE CONNECTED BUBBLE EXPLAINED JACKSHIT
And why the fuck is the spirit world not on the map ? Like is that now non existent that our mc is out?
Which remindes me the CHARACTER
The long haired dude just revealed hes from another world too even the same one but the thing that leaves a bigger impact on my mind is the fact that he was basically
suspicious of MC -> followed her -> watched her -> see how incompetent she is at taking care if herself while the other dude was meditating -> start cooking for her -> move in -> tag along & take up the mandatory explosion guy / straight-comedy-guy role because she has no clue and mister cook thinh the sun shines out of mc's ass
Where as the mc dosent give a shit like thats it the end her whole character is eat , sleep repeat and id actually be fine with that if only she would be lyinvg to that dumb ass with a sword she has no clue man she is literally like
Talk some random shit-> sword boi "oh boi how come ive been so blind !!?-> dude some how learnz a lesson -> while mc is all like "yeah you do you congrats or what ever-> and long hair dude gets a anorisma or heart attack
But overall if you dont take the story serious its pretty hilarious
AAAAARG!!! LESS MAGICIAN DUDE MORE DOMESTIC STUFF +CUTE COUPLE MOMENTS !! AND THE ACTUAL AMBUSH ON THE KINGDOM PLEASE!!1! LIKE I WAIT SO LONG AND THATS WHAT I GETT???
i cannot even stress enough how nuch i do not care about prince i wanna get it all and mister head (up my ass) magican
Like thanks for the exposition and establishing the fact that you noble society is shit but piss off now you were useful to as a backstory but i dont want you in her future byyyyyyyyyyyyeee
I cant deal with the knowledge that if this story continues with a basic bich structure and plot development both of them will somehow cause drama a stress for *relationship development*
I mean dont get me wrong i do think those two could need some more relationship development but dear lord that can be done without shoehorning in some side fuck bois and conflict i mean just talk and learn o depend on each other without giving each other a role and expectations that cannot be fulfilled which isnt that hard given that Greed seems to be basically down for anything with zero expectations
Sure that can cause some drama with her starting to think that he dosent rely on her but then againg
JUST TALK
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Btw i love that smug jackass of a brother cannt wait for his expression when he realises tgat he as well wont get throne because is big bro pissed of his ex's new men lmao get reeeeeeeeked
I can barely wait for all the people that wronged her to get dunked on










Okay what. Was . THAT?? All 4 brother have sister complex that sister left home because something (??) MC is an orphan that was adopted by the family and got there when sis left so 4 dude are pissed because 'its her fault'
(? Really maybe she had enough of you guys you are basically a nightmare guven the fact that thought of you as family and nothing more id high tail out of there too)
So they hate her untill she does something that slightly alines with their interests
( i call BULLSHIT on that like the dude that spends all his time taking care of the garden dosent know which of the plant are edible??)
Aside rom that the MC is dumber than she looks good lord holy hell. Can one individual really be so starved for intimacy and family that they'd actually WANT to have those 4 dudes as family??
Also way would the sister tell the MC to find those 4 dude girlfriends ??
Can't she do that herself ? Or higher someone whou would be compensated with mkne for handling thise weirdos??
And why would she fuck off and not tell anyone where to??? Also how would the MC even do said matchmaking?
She obviously never leaves the estate or know anyone her own age aside from those 4 freaks
(she said that herself that her orphanage didn't have any kids her age)
Which is fucking weird on its own like why wasnt she already given into foster care ? If the orphanage wasnt /isnt used to taking care of older kids /teens ? Aside from that what kind of family is that??
Where are the parents?
I mean obviously they arent there to stop thise fuck tarts from acring up. They are only mentoned once when the MC explains that none of them is actually related to the other and the big sister
(is that meant to make it better? It does NOT!!)
Which leads me to another question: what the fuck is wrong with those parents?
I mean its nice that they adopt orphans but as far as i see it they just get them put them in the mansion and leave the rest to the servants. And id like to say rather dark suspicion of mine : were there only adopted as play buddies for the big sister??
I mean adopting 4 boys in one go all with the same age is rather suspicious for me, its as if the big sister said 'i want a younger brother' and her parents went 'sure ehy not but pregnancy is annoying we will just pick one up okay?' And thdn they went to the orphanage and couldn't decide / thought 1 alone would get lonely
(like with dogs when people get 2 from the same litter because they have to work and dont want the dog to be alone at home for long)
So they just got 4 (couldn't decide between two and each one got a 'support buddy '?) And so big sister played big sister and then decided that now she wants to..i dont know ... have some fun seeing her brother in love and be the supportive advice giving big sister but dosent to the work of matchmaking them so her parents just adopted another girl around their age that would do just that for her and with thise instructions she left and is planning on coming back when all is done and the enjoy the show +catching up with their love lives/rumours
I dont know maybe im reading to much in this shitty one shot but still
(My take would actually why better of a story i mean if only for those 4 idiots too utterly despair over the fact that all thise years it was just fun and games for the sister she played the big sister for her they were only ever toys that could actually give them some real depths depending how they'd handel that lol + i wanna see thise smug bastards cry lol)
That's a long rant for such a long story
Oops I meant 'short story'
I know i even stopped while i was rantig about the parents and thought 'this is getting pretty long wow'
Haha but I read everything and do have to agree with you
Omg thanks im glad i didnt bore you to death