I've worked as an English teacher for Korean students and a lot of them have run away from their country solely because they don't want to serve their military years xD (understandable i hated mine >< )
if a single spider thread is what will exempt me from military service, I, too, would take it
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*boops teh butt* ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ