I just really hope that the author is dragging this out to make the reader as uncomfortable as possible because that'd be the only acceptable reason to drag this shit over several chapters ._.
Omg im truly sorry like seriously omg i uploaded it on a whim i deleted that chapter im never doing uploads ever again this was so embarassing Yeowoonbootieflaps
Welp all good we all just had a good laugh don't worry I think no one's actually mad or anything
UNCONSCIOUS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TEA