Greetings, I'm coming forward here today with the intention to query if theres any openings to apply for a spot in the company, i've read the qualification and i am very interested in working for your company : MangagoHQ, For a spot in the HQ as an, Buff Uke Yaoi Connoisseur. I've submitted my CV down below and Thank you for taking the time to review my application and open this email.
Cv.WoorilingsBuffUkeLover.Mangagomefile
General and Personal information
Full name: Woorilings
Preferred name/nickname (optional): BuffUkePounderButtLordxxJerkerButNotTearJerker67
Age: 18
Sex : Never before. One time with my roomate. Okay maybe twice okay. we were drunk. Okay fine. 7 times.
Date of birth (optional): I'm reborn everytime a buff uke is getting sucked in the ass.
Phone number: 67686910101098
Email address: [email protected]
Home address/city: Well this is too personal. Can you please ask me out on a date first? Where are your manners ?
About You / Profile
Write a short introduction about yourself:
Sexy And Dangerous A Buttlord.
What are your strengths?
I can carry up to 80 kg cus i trained to carry a furry in in an furry convention. I failed.
What kind of job are you looking for?
Preferably a spot where i can lick, taste, and touch a buff uke butt. But, anything involving buff ukes really.
Why should someone hire you?
Well because, I'm...like...super cute...and I'm an buff uke lover at heart truly.
Whats your expected salary?
I'll do it for free. I'm here for the sake of it. I don't plan to play around sir yes sir.
Can you ride a vehicle?
uhm...yeah..i used to ride on my apple jack tricycle when i was like 6..or 7
Are you sexy enough ?
Well, yes.
Are you sure ?
I mean... am i not..?
Are you really really sure ?
Hey..im starting to get nervous...w-what is it?
How sure are you really ?
Ok im not sexy die. whatever.
Do you have a lover?
Yes! I'm currently being cucked and cheated on, but I'm in an happy relationship.
How long is it?
uhm....you mean from my house to the company? like...10 hours? i will relocate.
Does it jiggle when you walk?
Is this still a job interview.
Whats your most passionate about ?
Every buff uke is an work of art. We all should cherish all of them and make more so they wont be extinct and they fan be passed down in generations.
Any last words?
am i gonna die or ?
Song of the day ?
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XYJ6RL7GkuDtLxXnsAPkd?si=j55ao2k2SNmh5Otb76RFhQ
Thank you for your time on taking a read on my heartfelt CV, Please message me at Woorilings on mangago if you love me back. I mean, if you want to hire me. Please. Love me. Its truly been a pleasure to have your attention. I have a crush on you. Please. Take me. Thank you.
sarcastically cringe - i regret easily
#certifiedhater #passivepornaddict
* i love vanilla custard
* i have a really bad habit of adding
manhwas to my 'want to read', but
never actually reading them as I
continue adding more manhwas to
my 'want to read'
* i have an even worse (?) habit of
picking a fight with everybody who
has an opinion that slightly differs
from mine - typically in comments
and topics of manhwas I enjoy (•- • ;)
* fuck mangago low-qualitying my
profile pictures like a lil bitch 24/7
bad thoughts give me bad dreams
and my bad dreams make me sleep
walk
♡ I don't like children but they can be really cute that it makes my heart clench and punch myself in the gut for the unwanted butterflies
♡ Families are a plus too! I'm a sucker for parent x child, and siblings trope, that I don't have because I'm an only child and pops still not back from buying that milk /j
♡ DISCLAIMER:
♡♡ Some I may have discontinued reading so I don't know if the story will end up bad later on.
♡♡ A mix of G rated and R18+ stories. Check for TW tags if there's one!
Why does almost every omegaverse have to have toxic or weird ass alphas
Always doin something shady smh