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Im srry BUT I HATE WHEN THE TOP HAS SUCH BOTTOM POTENTOAL. Ik u agree

#apaddedroomforjuyeon. Juyeon is the absolute blueprint for a man who uses "mystery" as a mask because his actual personality is as dry as unseasoned drywall. He walks around Reverse Thinking acting like his emotional unavailability is some deep, poetic curse, when in reality, he just lacks the basic communication skills of an average middle-schooler. He expects everyone to decipher his microscopic micro-expressions and Olympic-level mixed signals, treating human relationships like a game of mind chess while he is still trying to figure out how the checkers pieces move. He is so hopelessly stuck in his own head, overanalyzing the past and marinating in his own brooding angst, that he completely suffocates any actual progress with his agonizing, slow-burn incompetence. Honestly, he doesn't need a love interest; he needs a loud alarm clock to wake him up from his self-pity, a dedicated therapist to unpack that heavy luggage he calls trauma, and a basic dictionary so he can finally learn how to speak his mind like a functioning adult.

#putzenbackintheden .Zhenya is a walking, breathing communist parade who looks like a high-fashion runway model but acts like a feral raccoon trapped in a dumpster behind a vodka distillery. The man does not need a boyfriend; he needs a dedicated team of psychiatric scientists and a heavily padded room to fix his complete lack of emotional maturity. His idea of flirting is literally kidnapping, extortion, and psychological warfare because the word "consent" is completely missing from his vocabulary and replaced with "vodka". He wears expensive, tailored suits just to hide the fact that his personality is more exhausting than a ten-mile run in danger forest. You think he is sophisticated until he smiles and you realize he is visualizing five different ways to dismantle a human body. But first lemme roast yall; Honestly, the only thing more unhinged than his boundary-blind chaos is the fact that you are crushing on a man who would throw you out of a moving helicopter without blinking.

#givejooalotto. Joo Yeomin is the only bottom (looking at kim dan fr) who looks like he’s permanently being viewed through a fish-eye lens. He has the survival instincts of a newborn deer on a frozen lake, navigating a dam trillion gazzilion by making the absolute worst decisions humanly possible. This man is a walking, breathing tragedy who genuinely believes that working 24-hour shifts at a convenience store is a solid financial strategy against ishiwspeed loan sharks. He’s got that classic "Stuart Little" energy, looking so fragile and malnourished that a strong gust of wind or a stern look from Yeon Tae-seo could genuinely send him into a coma. Instead of using logic, his ultimate defense mechanism against a toxic, billionaire stalker is to just overwork himself until his organs shut down, hoping that fainting will magically solve his problems. He tries to run away from a chaebol heir who has unlimited money and security guards, yet he lacks the situational awareness to realize he’s basically running in a straight line on a treadmill. He’s frikin spongebob for red flags, and watching him try to set boundaries is like watching a wet paper towel try to stop a bulldozer.

#justice4taeui. The man looks like a Chanel model but acts like a radioactive leak, wearing a ten-thousand-dollar three-piece suit just to go roll around in the mud and commit international crimes before lunch. He has absolutely zero brain cells for normal romance; his actual love language isn’t gift-giving or words of affirmation, it’s psychological warfare, property damage, and pointing a loaded gun at your forehead as foreplay. He needs a therapist, a priest, and a restraining order from the entire continent of squiggle, but his biggest achievement in life is somehow finding Taeui, who has enough Stockholm syndrome to tolerate a guy who hoards military-grade explosives instead of washing his coffee mugs.

#putZeninDaDen.Zhenya is a walking, breathing communist parade who looks like a high-fashion runway model but acts like a feral raccoon trapped in a dumpster behind a vodka distillery. The "man" does not need a boyfriend; he needs a dedicated team of psychiatric scientists and a heavily padded room to fix his complete lack of emotional maturity. His idea of flirting is literally kidnapping, extortion, and psychological warfare because the word "consent" is completely missing from his vocabulary and replaced with "vodka" . He wears expensive, tailored suits just to hide the fact that his personality is more exhausting than a ten-mile run in a in da dam forest. You think he is sophisticated until he smiles and you realize he is visualizing five different ways to dismantle a human body. Let me roast you for a sec; the only thing more unhinged than his boundary-blind chaos is the fact that you are crushing on a man who would throw you out of a moving helicopter without blinking.

#givejaeahorsetreat. Jaekyung is out here flexing a world-champion title while his actual personality has the depth of a puddle in a gym parking lot. Bro really spent twenty-odd years building a multi-million dollar physique just to have the emotional range of a brick wall and the communication skills of a broken walkie-talkie. He genuinely believes he’s a smooth criminal, but his only romantic move is financial extortion and forcing a broke physical therapist into a toxic, legally binding contract just because he can't handle a simple crush. He treats Kim Dan like a literal iPhone charger because his own brain is constantly running on 1% battery, leaving him with absolutely no thoughts behind those eyes, just pure gym-bro anger. It is honestly hilarious how he can read an opponent's entire fighting strategy in seconds, yet he can’t read the room to save his life, making him a high-tier MMA legend but an absolute bottom-tier human being who needs a court order and a therapist, not a title belt. & nobody let the dam dog out, that dog was jae (he escaped from my basement).

#Realitycheck4thebaddies. Im spoiling the heck out of this story to the people who dont know whats gonna happen next and that is lowki flew out of my hands. imma scream it for the people in the back. TAE GETS BRUTALLY RAPED AFTER THIS BTW SO DONT FEEL BAD FOR ILAY

#myfreakyahhanouncer. I looooooOOOOOve the announcer, there is said it. This is not a hear me out this is a hold me back ;).

#bazookajiwookback2reality. Idc what anyone says that jiwook deserved this torture bcs of what he did 2 juyeon but THAT WAS MEASLY OUT OF HIS DAM HANDS. I swear he was def scared of homophobia cause society hates that yk, still juyeon uses his trauma 2 torture jiwook when he SHOULD BE TORTURING THE DAM RAPISTS. I friiiikin said it