When I was 12 I was walking through the park with my friends and these couple were just banging without a care in the world. Fun fact: I remember it clearly because my dumbass stopped my friends to look at them for 2 mins and then I yelled “you’ll never make her cum at this rate!”
You need more variety in your cursing its frankly very boring. Sounds like me in 6th grade, if I'm being generous. Its really repetitive with the word "fuck" repeating over and over again, even if you posted this to be ironic I can't help but make a few suggestions. Remember you have a wide variety of words to choose from. Such as dick, bitch, fuck......
commenting so I can remember this in case someone frames me for being a terrorist
8. Start an anarchy where you can crush the hopes and dreams of children
Oh yeah and I just found something weird in Facebook today... Pls no mad at me
Since you said the guy version had a big pp, I’m assuming the female version’s got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
My man could have just told his GF to finger his ass
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