Reading this was like when i just got into BL, and couldn't speak English properly yet. Brings back memories, man.
I swear i read this exact fic either on ao3 or a Twitter thread some time ago.
Not gonna lie, this whole conversation looks and feels, like one of those flashbacks in movies, where one of them dies or betrays the other.
Like this, feels like the back story to a tragic, and misterius character who past you don't find out about untill way later, and only in a flashback.
Imagine your mother giving birth to you, and the immediately abandoning you, because he has to get sucked and fucked in all directions, by 4 different guys.
NOOOO. NOT THE BRIDAL WARDROBE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?
God, please don't let the brothers fuck. GOD, pleeeeeease don't let the brothers fuck! Im begging you! Any of you, i don't care which pantheon!
GOD! THEY ARE SO WEIRD! Truly a match made in Heaven. Love these idiots with all my heart (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜