Anyone else would've heard that Richard wasn't gay and went "hooray!!" and moved on, but Mr. Homo over here wants to abduct him, so he can get him booty butt naked and all greased up to make him prove it. He has repressed homosexual tendencies just like his father.
He wasn't even near the couch. He let that gay vampire move him over there because he likes getting pinned under men. And now Cailus has to chase him to the north to prevent him from adding another guy to his harem because he's just so gay and greedy and wants to collect every type of top.
Anyone else would've heard that Richard wasn't gay and went "hooray!!" and moved on, but Mr. Homo over here wants to abduct him, so he can get him booty butt naked and all greased up to make him prove it. He has repressed homosexual tendencies just like his father.