queer's Favorite

my friends all make fun of me ono. they tell me all about how pathetic i am all the time. if only i could have them know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. If only they knew that I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. they are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. They think they can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As I speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and their IP is being traced right now so they better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing they call their life. They're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill them in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable asses off the face of the continent. If only they could have known what unholy retribution their little “clever” comments were about to bring down upon them, maybe they would have held their fucking tongue. But they couldn’t, and now they're paying the price. I will shit fury all over them and they will drown in it. They're fucking dead, kiddos.

(this is a parody of everyone that asks for mental help advice on a gay porn website. i love yaoi btw so mangago dont ban me it's manga related)

The lack of PRONOUNS in yaoi. Like, why the FUCK are you using someone's first name when you're FUCKING TALKING TO THEM?!?
"Hey Jeff, you want to hang out?"
"Of course, Brian! I love hanging out with Brian! Brian is the best!"
"...Jeff, are you ok?"
"Of course I am, Brian. What makes Brian think there's something wrong?"
...see what I mean?
Like, translators, come ON, it's so fucking stupid. Unless the character's like, 3, or is SUPER childish, no one talks like that.
It ruins the entire atmosphere.
"B-Brian makes me feel weird! I can feel Brian-ah!"
"Jeff, what the FUCK man. I swear to GOD, you do this EVERY TIME-"

Any yaoi with a school bully being in the relationship. Thanks!

The moment you're never been waiting for.
From the creator of the iconic "Sock Puppets During Sex?" question comes a story of forbidden love, one that transcends all generations and all people.

Jeff, a man with no understanding of pronouns, was just dumped by his entitled, grammar-obsessed boyfriend, Brian. As he struggles to overcome his loss, he happens upon a puppet show, and meets Jerry, a struggling up-and-coming sock puppet erotica director.

And it was love at first sight.

As the pair's feelings get deeper and steamier, they must face life's troubles head on. With only a 12-pack of sock-puppet condoms, and a limited understanding of the importance of improper nouns, will they be able to make it big in the field of sock-puppet porn?

Or, even more importantly, how often are they gonna fuck?

The inspiration:
http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/5203459/
http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/5203599/
http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/5140034/

Due to the fact that sock it now has at least 3 fans, I decided it was time to host a Q&A.

If you do not know what Sock It! is, please inform yourself by reading this: http://www.mangago.me/home/mangatopic/5229858/

I will answer any questions about the series.