Just here for the food's activites

Honestly, doesn’t even need the prince, I’d enjoy just the daily life of the hero and the dragon.

This better end with him breaking the fourth wall and telling the reader it was all an illusion.

Dan is all cool until you realize his clothes are still in that room

Just a little PSA for anyone… don’t do vaginal after anal, that’s how you get infections.
(The more you know jingle here)

Started for the smut, staying for the plot.

I’m glad he actually told him about all the messed up shit, instead of the cliche “I don’t want to worry you with my pain” nonsense.