Kickassalien's activites

James and the giant peach....

Damn.... single people are salty af...

I will only accept answers saying we are smart, hot, and cute

Ok but like what else would they gonna call me? are they gonna be like "hey person that birthed me" or "hey person that shot their load in the person that birthed me"

Aight time to go outside and touch some grass and maybe even smoke that grass to calm down

There was this kickassalien that took over the world they were brilliant, outstanding, and hot. But then one day kickassalien died. The End Actually NO IT'S NOT THE END kickassalien didn't die they faked their death and shapesifted into someone called Elon Musk The End

The fact that I haven't taken over the world yet, times ticking

Literally anything that has the words "I Was Reincarnated" has weird titles

Ok but isn't half of Bl Stockholm syndrome and rape? I seriously don't see the 'love' part in a lot of bls. A lot of them are of possession, obsession, dependency, attachment, and shit like that.

Probably my my carefree and I don't give a shit attitude. Sometimes I'll mask it when I'm supposed to care but I still won't care

I mean it really depends what you mean. Personally nah I wouldn't go that far and say reading about a child's pov is weird. Sometimes a child's pov isn't actually intended for children either which can indeed sound contradictory. Take the promised neverland for example, that was a child's pov and let's just say that wasn't intended for children

Why do people like vampires?? They are literally human-sized needles. Imagine simping for a needle

Me even tho i'm not

Maybe unrelated but Discord > Instagram

Gonna be honest can't defend Erika. Somehow they are always on crack when messaging me.

Idk ask my non existent wife if we can add a 3rd person