Self lubricating assholes. Nothing makes me nope the fuck out of a story quicker than “You’re already so wet down here”. I’ll MAYBE make an exception if it’s omega verse but I just want to strangle any Seme who says it until they learn how their own bodies work.
I forgot what it was called but there was this one yaoi I read and the proportions were so of omfg I swear, like their heads were way too small or their shoulders were wait too large. And, there was one where their arms were so fuckin long like wtf lol. Honestly 90's yaoi men were built different...
I translate mangas and it personally gets on my nerves when they get translated as only making like one or a couple noises throughout the whole scene, uke constantly going “Ah! Ah! Ah!” sounds like a bad porno actor and it really takes me out of it. There’s so much onomatopoeia, spice it up a lil, ya know? For examples: Mn Hnh Haah Hng Mmmff......
dick redraws.... IDK WHY BUT THEY BOTHER ME SO MUCH- i'd rather see a light saber
When the uke is hardcore moaning and has a full blush on his face, but the top is literally just railing him totally stone faced with a little smirk and the top looks like he's not enjoying it at all but is making fun of the uke for enjoying it like what's even the point of reading that.
not anything in particular but i just came across this manga and this is what the dude said out of everything he could've said in the middle of intercourse GOOD FUCKING BYE
I find a lot of the sex talk to be cringy and weird. Some are okay but don't describe what's happening and enjoy it. Especially the whole "No Stop" but they actually wanna continue with sex. Thats fucking weird. I've never done that to make my partner continue what he's doing. Weird exaggerated faces. Weird exaggerated penises. It doesn't turn m......
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