I was born at A.D 256. I am a literal historical evidence. I may or may not be your ancestor. Bow before me, children.
I start crying then leave because I fucking hate the beach and parties
Do you need to up your meds for hallucinations cus i don't see no her you crazy bitch
My turn: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus. I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?" - so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great. What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see t......
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