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Yoggggggggg (▰˘◡˘▰)

ME TOOOOOOOOO!!! ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ Specially since I suck at cooking
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i definetly feel you (￣∇￣") life is hard isn't it XDDDDD

Alas it is （￣へ￣） what a disappointment I am SHAME

lol xd bro i'm not even aloud to step into the kitchen anywhere and it's been 6 years since i haven't been there reason being, last time i was in the kitchen the oven burnt down half of the walls and roof and the microwave exploded ┑(￣Д ￣)┍ at the time i didn't know wat i was doing but i am a curious person, and because of that curiosity of mine ran loose bad things happen. not only that i am just somehow really bad at cooking, like when i try get cooking lessons i somehow just fail ╮(￣▽￣)╭ like seriously tho i don't think i can actually improve first reason: i have bad memory so i wouldn't remember what spice you use for specific foods, second reason: if any ingredient looks good i will use it because i think i can create some kind of chef Ramsey dish ( tho it turned out more like charcoal) third reason: i would tend to forget i put something in the pots and pans and leave them unattended so they eventually burn ( i always put it on high to cook faster but apparently that doesn't work for all food) fourth reason: when ever i cut something they just come out retarded like my hands are flipping retarded af seriously it's like a freaking 2 year old holding a knife for the first time, idk my hands just don't understand it somehow? ╮(￣▽￣)╭ welp there are apparently more reasons my family told me about my cooking knowledge and skills and they even tried an ATTEMPT of what was scrambled eggs ( it turned out burnt and there was too much spice and for some reason it boiled idk y tho like bubbles appeared and you would cut into a thick burnt piece of what use to be eggs.

also my sister and older brother who tried it got food poisoning and it lasted for 3 weeks all ik was that they got sick from eating my eggs also i thought if your scrambled eggs were bubbling it means it's rising as in cooking like baking but i didn't know that wasn't suppose to happen so..... yea after they had tried my eggs they just said it was jellyish inside but really burnt outside and that for some reason it was spicy and they tasted chicken and noodle soup flavours and the last thing they said was " but it's kinda...." and my brother threw up first then when my sister saw that she threw up and i was really close to throwing up but i didn't. the next day they had constant stomach pain and diarrhoea and were constantly throwing up basically i killed their stomachs. LOL idk how this topic led to this

You can try cooking other basic/easy food besides eggs. When it comes to cooking, it's best to prep every ingredients that you need to cut and you're using for the dish. For ex, start off prepping vegetables than meat so you won't cross contaminate.
Adding oil onto a pan and putting the stove to high heat is good for heating up the pan but you also have to adjust the heat from the stove so that the food won't burn when you're cooking. However, if you're cooking bacon or sausages than no need for oil since pork meat such as bacon and sausage naturally has oil in them. It is best to rinse your vegetables and meat before you prep them but when it comes to meat that are grounded, no need to rinse them in water.

You'll get better at cooking, just practice! (⌒▽⌒)

oh what's the easiest food to make??? i thought eggs were unless your talking about cereal then i can do that OHHH LOOK I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT COOKING man i didn't know making cereal was part of the chef standards for food ayye looks like i might become a good cook one day ( oh that's the same thing i said years ago, now look where i'm at BRUHH)

you bet ur bottom it is, it's on the level of shokugeki no soma level man （￣へ￣）

they should make it illegal to stop midway a story