Literally could not care less about the 2nd couple LIKE CMON WE GET LIL GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GROWN ASS MAN WHO BASICALLY RAISED HER DEFINITELY NOT WEIRD AT ALL. GET ON WITH THE NORMAL MAIN COUPLE ALREADY IM TIRED
Simple shoujo woman logic:- Prince = He's handsome as all hell- Obsidian = He has black hairRather than corny, I'd call them uncreative. But oh well. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Morohtar
Okay so I might sound cringy but
you know why your the obsidian prince, its because your one of the hardest block to mine for, that's why I'm your trusty diamond pickaxe(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
Okay so I might sound cringy butyou know why your the obsidian prince, its because your one of the hardest block to mine for, that's why I'm your trusty diamond pickaxe(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Days
FFS, that caught me more off-guard than it should. X'D
But honestly, if you check wether or not your Obsidian Prince(ess) likes playing minecraft, then this might actually work as a pickup line! I loved it anyway~
the whole pretending to be dead thing is so stupid bruh that doctor dad needs to get his brain checked