NO NO NO LINDEN! I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES DON'T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT!
WHO DARES POISON THE OLD MAN!? I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND CUT THEM INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES AND THEN FEED THEM TO THE DOGS! YOU RUINED THE WEDDING YOU KILLED THE KING AND YOU'VE MESSED UP MY SOUL! GOD I NEED SOMETHING HAPPY TO READ!











Nah man Edward is a jealous boi 100% jelly (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜
She better tell people she's a girl sometime when all this craziness is over 'cause imma be pissed if she doesn't.
Also I'M FINDING EDWARDS PSYCHONESS HOT AGAIN HELP! HE'S TOO DAMN BEAUTIFUL! I do feel real bad for him and wanna hug him BUT STILL HE'S SO SEXY! Okay I'm sorry..