If he was truly clever he would’ve considered my two methods:
1. “Let’s take a bath together, the class is at 8:00 we’re already 30 mins late—plus we smell like crack shit I haven’t bathed the last 2 days”
2. “WHAT THE FUCKKK ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG IN THE BATH FOR??” —“if u wanna rush me so bad then get the fuck in here???”
I guarantee you go in a college dorm with your fellow guy or girl THEY WILL BITE onto that shit when desperate enough










For my peeps and squeaks who can read chinese i grace you with a link
https : // jcomic . net/eps/%E6%84%9B%E3%81%97%E3%81%8D%E6%9C%AA%E6%9D%A5%E3%81%AB%E9%BB%92%E3%81%84%E5%89%A3%E3%82%92%EF%BD%9C%E5%B0%87%E6%BC%86%E9%BB%91%E4%B9%8B%E5%8A%8D%E7%8D%BB%E6%96%BC%E6%B7%B1%E6%84%9B%E7%9A%84%E6%9C%AA%E4%BE%86
Reconnect it together, it goes up to chap 5 and is still being updated