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Since the ML is the brother of our catty lady, he is the love interest. But it's fine, I can at least watch them be besties. I'll recover ╥﹏╥
I just saw a snake poke its head at me from behind my laptop. It hissed at me and I tried to hiss back and failed. It then turned its head slithered away. Do I have a new roommate?
A real snake? If so....
Keep him. Befriend him. Feed him. Train him.
Then eat him
Yes real, the only reason I didn't scream was because of the high probability of it being a Rattle Snake, I know they live in my area. So far it hasn't come back, but I am still on edge.
Well if ur inside make sure u try to keep him and feed him cheese
do snakes like cheese? If so it would make a great peace offering.
No but speaking of peace offering, stick a stick down his throat all the way and see if he would choke
Just wanted to give an update. I have calmed down enough to look for images of the most common snakes in south Texas and compare them to the snake I saw. After going through the list there is a decent chance that it may have been a rat snake. This means I am safe, but the mouse I saw yesterday is probably a goner.
Or put a funel I'm his mouth or a something and fill him up with water. Why? Idk I just kinda wanna see if he would inflate like a balloon. It sounds funny
If you have a blender and he can fit pit him in one of these and turn it on. I wanna see if it would cut him or not
LOL rip mouse
look, the fact that people around here have eaten a snake before defiantly means the blender would chop it up. Also, it would not inflate like a balloon and just drown. I know this because I had a teacher who told us that snake tastes like chicken and because my dad had to drown a snake on one of his fishing trips.
Yea true. But I mean it's dead body if it would inflate lol but yea I was half way joking (it reminded me of a cartoon type thing for some reason)
Were you thinking of Shrek? Fiona turned a snake into a balloon animal and Shrek turned a frog into a balloon.
Sadly no I wasn't. Tho that would be good for the meme. I was thinking of a water balloon. But I wasn't thinking of a specific cotton. It just reminded me of cartoons and the weird disorienting type of ones but funnt
Funny*
Cartoon*
Okay, it's been a week and I haven't seen the snake since I think it might be okay to call my bedroom "safe."
Loll well lmk if u ever see him again
will do.
Really I read this in my free time for the past three days and her brother is the ML!? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I thought it was great that she kept turning down the prince and that maybe she'd actually travel the world and meet some one that way if she had to, but no they decided to pull this nonsense. (´ж｀;). What's even worse is she looks happy about it at the end of chapter 35. Blow right over the shock and disgust why don't you. I might drop this, who knows but I need at least a month to get over this betrayal. personally though I think this hurts more because they keep introducing decent guys and either writing them off like that one guy she danced with who said "remember I don't have a fiancé either" or they make sure the guys already have a partner or job they can't leave. I thought for half a second she'd get with the young priest because the dragons are being paired up. （/TДT)/