Mommy ran off when I was little, so I'm now a thirty-something moron with no idea about social graces and zero judgment about other people, and not enough sense to come in out of the rain. Oh, and by the way, even though I hate the job I'm the world's most successful businessman and billionaire. I fell in love with a woman, so I'll put her in no-win situations and tell her nothing. If this ridiculous dichotomy makes sense to you, you've obviously seen something that I missed while reading.
The Bartered Bride