Damn, that was bad. If his brain was TNT, if it went off there wouldn't be enough explosion to blow his nose! I know it would be against Harlequin Law, but wouldn't honest communication have been the best solution? And to the HQ authors: For the Lord's sake, stop making southern European men arrogant man-whores without a brain in their head (apparently they think only with another part of their anatomy). If English people really think that way, perhaps Brexit was a good thing for the rest of the EU.
A Spanish Marriage