From the poop of a cow... (￣ ∇ ￣")
My parents always told me they got me from the poop of a cow, and its not a surprising thing that i actually believed it.
So i always thought we all came from the ass LOL! And the funniest thing about it is that i never questioned them and believe in them whole heartedly LMAO ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ reply
My dad told me that when parents kiss, the dad's spit goes into the mom's mouth, and then she swallows it, and poof she's gonna be pregnant-
Ig it's lowkey accurate except its not kissing or spit (￣y▽,￣)╭ reply
The country I grew up in liked to cut out the dirty part of the films and then just skip to the aftermath when the characters were lying in bed with bed sheets over them, so my dumbass thought babies were made when people kissed each other and slept together in a bed for a night because that's what I was shown reply
I always knew that babies came from men and women doing something called sex. But I didn't know what sex was, so I thought if ppl kissed you'd become pregnant (〜￣△￣)〜 reply
The security officer at my school in Alabama got put in jail for "texting a graduated senior." It was some form of pedophilia. Great to know the man with a taser who would scan our bodies for weapons every morning was doing something nasty with a student and was sent to the slammer.
Some admin for the superintendent also used the school credit car...... reply
I never wanted to know cause my parents made me think that it s something that i shouldnt know and then i just saw what i need to see on TV and thus we never had the uncomfortable conversation reply
I'm just curious also the only thing I know that happened at our school was when a teacher found out that someone was having seggs at the bathroom.....but I feel like that's way too common so.....Drop the best shit u know yall (or the worst idk)
lmAo I thought the god just sent them to your doorstep if you prayed for a baby and boom you got one. then, in sixth grade, my friends told me that the teacher does a sexual demonstration with a student in 8th grade health class to show how its done. i was very innocent back then and didn't know shit about sex so i lived my 6th and 7th grade in fea...... reply
