My Brain Evolved, and I’m Not Happy About it

I used to be incapable of reading ai slop. It jst hurt my brain having to understand wth was goin aawwwnn. But after the Big Bang, gangbang, the holy quadrinity cluster fuck of ai translations, my brain has conditioned itself to be able to understand this brain rot language, bcs that’s the only type of translations we b getting most of the time these days. At least I’d be able to ignore them if it weren’t for them constantly uploading over each other, like damn just kiss already

I could’ve waited patiently if a strong, beautiful and courageous trouper with the fattest ass did fan translations. I’d give them the biggest of smooches on their forehead, tuck them to sleep, read them bedtime stories and tell them they have the biggest dih energy there ever is…but most of them give up (understandably so).

We going tru tuff times y'all, especially since this started happening RIGHT after The Great List Disappearance. Like give us break man