Be A Dumb Bitch

My brother walked in on me once. And by that I mean he went and found my parents emergency spare key to my room and barged in demanding his turn with the modem. I spun around, cock in hand, and said, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank", and my dad shouted up the stairs, "Leave your brother alone when he's floggin' it". He never barged in on me again.   reply

I was 13 when I first fapped. Dad stormed into my room to tell me that he hit two lotto numbers. When he saw me fapping,he stopped jumping like a mad man, looked me dead in the eye and said "Come down stairs when you're finished," with a completely straight face. I went downstairs expecting him to beat me down; instead, he told me about how his fat......   2 reply

The DOGS??? Did I miss smth?   reply

I donno man I hate gums Σ( ￣□￣||) y don't u search it up yourself ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply