Fallen In Love With A Celeb

i have big boobs but i cant relate cuz i scare kids-   reply

just hide....run...find the nearest room with a lock...and hide...thats waut i do.   reply

Man sometime I wish I could cut off my boobs or sumthing   1 reply

Pls my 3 years old cousin almost suffocated me to death with his retractable table, if it weren’t for me pleading and pushing him I would’ve died right then and there. I got a few bruises from it too. I like *most* kids and kids like me but I think I spoiled my cousin too much ti the point wherein his playful actions can kill me Kids are fck......   2 reply

I- I feel sorry for you I like kids cause they like me and have always been nice to me;;;; but there was this one kid who wont stop calling me names and doing mean gestures so i slapped him and he hit his head on the concrete and I sat on him and pulled his hair until i was satisfied, he looked nasty with all that crying and he never told anyone wa......   1 reply

Usually when kids do that to me, I leave them in a dark room, lock the door and pretend I’m walking away until they start crying and screaming, works most of the times, and they never mess with me afterwards   3 reply

bro why didn't you just say with a literal stick in your hand bro   1 reply