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Your main bodies immune system not knowing your eyes are a thing, and if it learned about them, they would be considered foreign objects and be destroyed.   2 reply

The deepest part of the oceans have no sand at the bottom. Instead, the floor is made of aquatic carcass and shit. It’s called marine snow. So if you were to theoretically dive to the bottom of the ocean, or just a very deep off shore part, you wouldn’t be met with sand and fun creatures but corpses of animals and feces.   reply

Half of my brain was spilling out from my head, for some odd reason it was purple.. and I asked my friend to put my brain back inside. She did.   reply

I had a dream where every time I woke up one thing in the room would be different. When I fell asleep the tv was on and the door was open, but when I “woke up” the tv was off but the door was still open. So I go to sleep again and wake up with the tv on but the door was closed. Then I fall asleep again, the door is closed and the tv was off. I ......   reply

it's like a cheat code when they lack an actual plot   1 reply