Lmao

Or, as a nice colleague used to say about another one of my colleagues (an older, unmarried woman, that seems to be in a perpetually bad mood): »She will be returned unopened.«   reply

Ancient Japanese courtesans would induce a miscarriage. In this method, the woman would be tied and gagged(because of the pain) and a chopstick like tool(sometimes just a barley stalk) would be dipped in a mixture of herbs and mercury, and then the fetus was pierced in order to induce a miscarriage.   reply

Yikes, things like this are the reason compulsory education was invented   reply

Didnt you say they didn’t take baths? Welp, I guess moms smelled like sugary eagle poop with extra vinegar   reply