At this point why anyone suprised im done with yall hoes on this site yall better be ready for the next dr's appointment and for the embarrasement when you got a whole god damn fruit salad up yo ass reply
Damn you got my hopes up, the title made it seem like you were trolling
Anyways, just spray the room with Insecticide (is that what it's called) a while before you enter n look around just in case when you do enter reply
I’m currently writing shrek x horse fanfic:
Shrek: who’s in my swamp?
*a lonely horse stumbles into the scene*
Horse: nyaa~ :3 are u the infamous shwek- senpai uwu
*Shrek (my lord and saviour ) blushes, he didn’t know he was famous*
handsome ogre man named shrek: yes, b..but the sign says ‘don’t enter the sex swamp.
Horse: stfu you...... 1 reply
So whenever I go to the toilet, I am literally terrified of the fact that there might be spiders and/or flies in there, so I literally spend about two minutes making sure there's nothing there. If there is, I just don't go to the toilet. Am I just a little bitch or do u people do this too? (This isn't meant to be a troll, I am *genuinely* wondering)