Choke While Eating A Ice Cream

deez nuts   reply

a button o(TヘTo) i was playing home with my lil sister. she cooked me some pasta with buttons. she was looking at me with puppy eyes while asking me to taste it. i tried to give some praise for how good the pasta (buttons) was. but instead, i ended up choking. my sister thought it was because the pasta was bad and i was dying because of that...fu......   reply

My voice?   reply

A Banana. I hate bananas and tried to eat it all in one go but failed horribly. Also, my mom walked on me and she's still wondering why I was deep throating a banana. Life is not good   reply

Noodles. Tried eating it like in anime. No chewing, just slurping and swallowing. Choked. Really bad. Thought I was gonna die haha Sis said I was turning blue.   1 reply

A fucking tiny piece of a watermelon... here's the story, my family and I were eating sliced watermelons for summer and it was all good and dandy, until one of my siblings made a stupid ass joke that made me laugh. I choked, my face was hot, I couldn't breathe, i had tears, literally almost died, an you know what my siblings did? Laugh, they fuckin......   reply

a cockroach   2 reply

It's fun to deep-throat popsicles. I said what I said.   1 reply