gossip abt my fam w/ me p1
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14 10,2020
ok ok i need to gossip abt my fam cause god i have so much dirt on them and i ve probs over shared here to much, anyway on with the drama.
it starts w/ my mom, her father was a dead beat after she turned seven and y’know just walked out of her life. we rlly don’t know what happened after that so he’s just out there. fast forward to when my moms 24 and scrolling fb and sees a post say ‘here’s my name blah blah also here’s my number’ and mom doesn’t think much abt until she sees the person last name. so my mom is like low key kinda sus abt this person and if their related, so she clicks on their profile. she’s scrolling through and is like ‘oh sh|t i think i found my long lost half sister’ and calls the number. the possible sisters mom picks up and is like ‘who r u?’ and my moms like ‘your (possible) half daughter’. so then they talk 4 a lil bit then possible half sis mom is like ‘well ima tell my daughter abt this and sees if she wants to call u’ my moms like ‘mk sound fun, lmk if she wanna call’
next day my mom gets a call from possible half sis and she’s like ‘hello (mom name) it’s (her name) uh we might actually be half sis’ they talk 4 a lil and decided to do a dna test and guess what? (lol u probs know already but whatevs) they’re related! yay!!
i’ll update when i get more drama abt this cause trust me THERES MOREEE. also should i spill abt the great grand parents cause jesus there’s like 7 suitcases needing to be unpacked about it.
it starts w/ my mom, her father was a dead beat after she turned seven and y’know just walked out of her life. we rlly don’t know what happened after that so he’s just out there. fast forward to when my moms 24 and scrolling fb and sees a post say ‘here’s my name blah blah also here’s my number’ and mom doesn’t think much abt until she sees the person last name. so my mom is like low key kinda sus abt this person and if their related, so she clicks on their profile. she’s scrolling through and is like ‘oh sh|t i think i found my long lost half sister’ and calls the number. the possible sisters mom picks up and is like ‘who r u?’ and my moms like ‘your (possible) half daughter’. so then they talk 4 a lil bit then possible half sis mom is like ‘well ima tell my daughter abt this and sees if she wants to call u’ my moms like ‘mk sound fun, lmk if she wanna call’
next day my mom gets a call from possible half sis and she’s like ‘hello (mom name) it’s (her name) uh we might actually be half sis’ they talk 4 a lil and decided to do a dna test and guess what? (lol u probs know already but whatevs) they’re related! yay!!
i’ll update when i get more drama abt this cause trust me THERES MOREEE. also should i spill abt the great grand parents cause jesus there’s like 7 suitcases needing to be unpacked about it.
i used to touch my brothers dicks
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14 10,2020
but was it bulging tho?
and if it was- 4 reply
i used to touch my brothers dicks
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14 10,2020
Um and i thought my deku x mickey fanfic was bad... 10 reply
i used to touch my brothers dicks
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14 10,2020
What are you trying to do? Insult me? Insult my broken english? Kill my family? Summon Satan? Form a cult? Steal my dog? What are your intentions?
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can you guys help my English?? I'm not very good at typing it and I often make mistakes. so, can someone help me?? anyways, here's the example:
It is regrettable that my grandiloquent verbosity has caused your grievance. You must understand that any effected vexation is entirely fortuitous on my part; your allegation as to the frivolity of my lexicon is entirely calumny. As I am not recalcitrant, obstreperous, nor pertinacious, I do not intend to become inimical. Rather, I will authenticate my full alacrity for the furtherance of a probable acquaintanceship. Henceforth, I shall communicate exclusively in the vernacular.
It is regrettable that my grandiloquent verbosity has caused your grievance. You must understand that any effected vexation is entirely fortuitous on my part; your allegation as to the frivolity of my lexicon is entirely calumny. As I am not recalcitrant, obstreperous, nor pertinacious, I do not intend to become inimical. Rather, I will authenticate my full alacrity for the furtherance of a probable acquaintanceship. Henceforth, I shall communicate exclusively in the vernacular.
