Want To Be Beautiful

Here is my lord and savior I demand you to worship her and join me!   1 reply

When my crush from middle school committed a crime he had to do cs hours at a library I volunteer at & we spent hours together every week stamping books in the back room- one day I dropped my load of books in front of him and it was so close to being a y/n moment but then he just kicked it out of his way and kept walking...yea boys are sorta dumb a......   reply

When I was 12 I was walking through the park with my friends and these couple were just banging without a care in the world. Fun fact: I remember it clearly because my dumbass stopped my friends to look at them for 2 mins and then I yelled “you’ll never make her cum at this rate!”   2 reply

Im not lying tho if u see me irl I swear to god I look like a hole potato!   1 reply

You know some wattpads about romance that are popular? This morning my husband and I went to my in laws place for Thanksgiving, the whole family don't like me because my husband is rich and handsome while I look like a potato, but I don't really care about them for my husband loves me, I just wanted the whole event to be over so my husband and I ca......   2 reply

i actually pissed myself laughing and i wanted to die   reply

never had the wattpad life. im also wondering why im answering this question   reply