I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS LIKE THAT
he knew i was gay right and mf comes upto me and goes "hey uh do u ever pretend to be gay jus so u can sneak into sleep overs and does it work"
and i just stared at him like this reply
yes but I wanna get a parrot so I can teach it to curse people the fuck out of peopl for me when I'm old and on my death bed so I'm a alive for now reply