Something That Makes You Happy

Istg, why do you people do this shit just because it's anonymous? I don't want to know about how you want to suck some dick or how you finger yourself or jack off to yaoi shit. I'm just trying to read jesus-

One Christmas morning.....“Oh fuck Shrek-Kun pound me Harder- AGhHhh yes~” said Hinata Shouyo as he was bent over near the fireplace wailing as Shrek pounded his hard projectile of pleasure into Hinatas behind. Shrek grabbed Hinata by the throat and made him ride his green rod. Hitting Hinatas pleasure point Hinata yelped in pleasure and climaxed onto Shreks stomach. Shrek was extra excited so he started slapping Hinata til he had a black eye. Shrek growing near to his busting point made Hinata pass out on accident by punching out of excitement. As shrek burst his fifteenth load into an unconscious hinata he switched positions and as Hinata was passed out unknowingly this was only the beginning .

She suprisingly didnt make fun of me
What were you last-minute gifts