Whenever I see a hot man instead of simping for him, I want to bE HIM. MF I WANNA BE A HOT MAN. INSTEAD I AM A CHUBBY EGG WITH A TOUPEE ON. People say "uwu baby" I DON'T WANNA BE "uwu baby" I WANNA BE "owo daddy" PLS- IM SORRY 2 reply
Okay so I'll try to explain this in the best way that I can. I was with my dear mother and we went to this place which was like this grandma-victoriany hotel (you know the kinds) and it was real fucking nice. (Like seriously, I hope I can visit there again in my dreams because of how cool it was) and there was this one fancy bathroom, it had like a...... reply
A mf got ten followers on here.....TEN FUCKING FOLLOWERS. That's more people than I have friends pls I love y'all TuT
PLS NOW I HAVE ELEVEN FOLLOWERS ILYSM reply
I act as if everything is fine! I act as if everything is dandy! I argue with mangago users and cyberbully superstraights in order to fill the crippling void in my soul. ....
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But in my head.....bodyodyodyodyodyodyodyody ah reply
Welp, now I have to find a different website to simp over Na-kyum. Idc if the story is bad. I'm not paying for some shit story because I like one character. reply
Prophets lie for money and there's no proof god exists. If god did exist, why would they give us the gift of free will if we can't use it. And no, homosexuality is not a mental disorder. You're absolutely beautiful and valid. Anyway, have some gay.
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So I went to a sleepaway camp as a staff-in-training for a quick buck. Cool, whatever, but anyway, me and some others were talking about who we'd like to date and stuff, when one chick said she only dated trans people. I didn't respond to that but one of my old bunkmates decided it would be a good idea to tell her without telling me that I am trans and now she gave her my number. Now she keeps asking me what's in my pants and if I still had my "normal" genitalia what sex would be like, when I would become a "real man", etc. I blocked her but they added her to a groupchat, pls help me
What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Whenever we're out of meat this mf toasts his bread, puts on that nasty-ass orange cheese and globs mounds of ketchup on it. He EATS that shit like it's gourmet food like wtf.
